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A little about Playa Zipolite, The Beach of the Dead . . .

Playa Zipolite, Oaxaca, Southern Mexico, on the Pacific Ocean. A little bit about my favorite little get-away on this small world of ours.

Zipolite, a sweaty 30-minute walk west from Puerto Angel, brings you to Playa Zipolite and another world. The feeling here is 1970's - Led Zep, Marley, and scruffy gringos.

A long, long time ago, Zipolite beach was usually visited by the Zapotecans...who made it a magical place. They came to visit Zipolite to meditate, or just to rest.

Recently, this beach has begun to receive day-trippers from Puerto Angel and Puerto Escondido, giving it a more TOURISTY feel than before.

Most people come here for the novelty of the nude beach, yoga, turtles, seafood, surf, meditation, vegetarians, discos, party, to get burnt by the sun, or to see how long they can stretch their skinny budget.

I post WWW Oaxaca, Mexico, Zipolite and areas nearby information. Also general budget, backpacker, surfer, off the beaten path, Mexico and beyond, information.

REMEMBER: Everyone is welcome at Zipolite.

ivan

Saturday, June 14, 2014

"¡Qué boquita!" No seas pelangoche. El Beso de Payaso Posted: 14 Jun 2014 07:55 AM PDT

"¡Qué boquita!" No seas pelangoche.


Posted: 14 Jun 2014 07:55 AM PDT
First things first, in case you don't know, this is a payaso:

That's right, a clown.  A beso is a kiss, and a beso de payaso has nothing to do with getting a kiss from a clown.  So what is a beso de payaso you ask?  Read on....

If you know what the American expression "getting your redwings" means, then you know exactly what a beso de payasois.

beso de payaso is when you have oral sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.  Yeah, I know, it's not the most glamorous image to have in your head, unless you're into that kind of stuff.  But don't worry, I won't judge you.

So why is this called a beso de payaso?  Well, it's as simple as this.  A clown has red lips, and after you, well, you know, you're going to have a red lips too.  And that's why it's called a beso de payaso.

Quiero hacerte un beso del payaso
I want to eat you when you're on your period

¿Te exita el beso de payaso?
Does going down a woman on her period excite you?

My translation of el beso de payaso isn't exact, but it certainly conveys the idea quite well.  And before I forget, this is very much Mexican slang, so I'm not sure it would be understood by other Spanish speakers.

Let's digress just a little bit, but it's very much related to the topic at hand.

Having sex with a woman who is en sus días (on her period), is called a vampirazo.  At least in Mexico it is.

Me heche un vampirazo con mi novia
I had sex with my girlfriend while she was on her period

That's it for today, and given the topic I suspect that's enough.

You can learn more about the proper terms to discuss a woman's menstrual cycle and get a good laugh at the same time with a very funny video I found, so be sure to read my post, No me baja

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